Crash-Course in Parenting

Alison and I are getting a crash-course in parenting tonight, though there will probably be more crashing than coursing. Some friends of ours are going out on the town and we are watching their toddler and infant. The last time I was with them, I had the toddlers hair piece and put it in my beard. Tears and trauma were the result. Not off to a great start, then. Once the night is over, maybe I'll post how the night went, probably with editorials along the lines of "went to bed at 7" and "didn't cry at all" and "easy as pie". I will take pictures as proof.